This is my personal website which reflects parts of my lifestyle. Please not that articles are meant to be light-hearted and do not relate to my professional manner at work.
Make: Human Earthling
Model: Modern Man
Availability: 1 in stock, but hurry they sell out fast.
Warranty: No Guarantee unless product is looked after.
Diet: Home cooking.
IQ Capacity: Upgradeable
Languages: Speaks and Writes
Habitat: Can be found in and around London