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Make: Human Earthling
Model: Modern Man
Cost: Free
Availability: 1 in stock, but hurry they sell out fast.
Warranty: No Guarantee unless product is looked after.
Diet: Home cooking.
Education: Ongoing
Size: Large
IQ Capacity: Upgradeable
Languages: Speaks and Writes
Weight: Good
Habitat: Can be found in and around London
