About

This is my personal website which reflects parts of my lifestyle. Please not that articles are meant to be light-hearted.

Make: Human Earthling

Model: Modern Man

Cost: Free

Availability: 1 in stock, but hurry they sell out fast.

Warranty: No Guarantee unless product is looked after.

Diet: Home cooking.

Education: Ongoing

Size: Large

IQ Capacity: Upgradeable

Languages: Speaks and Writes

Weight: Good

Habitat: Can be found in and around London